apocahipster:

ladymalchav:

neil-gaiman:

I found myself having, not exactly an argument recently, but a highly opinionated conversation with someone who did not believe my assertion that once upon a time there were official Hello Kitty vibrators. With the aid of the Wayback Machine, I found this article, and thought the world at large might enjoy it too…

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#reading this post treating it like every other tumblr post#hello kitty vibrators yes of course that is the kind of thing you read about on tumblr#no surprises there#until i realise who op is#and have to laugh and laugh and laugh#i love neil gaiman#a true tumblrina if ever there was one

Read a journal article for a uni report a few years ago that mentioned the vibrator but also said that sanrio will not sell hello kitty branded alcohol

lamp2003:

oh okay. heart steps right out of my chest and falls down the stairs

animentality:

stalactites:

was gonna design a fishmonger character but now they are absolutely a fishfag

smidge-j:

lobstersinmyhouse:

fruityculture:

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[First image description copied from alt text: a screenshot of an instagram reel with a train in the background. the text reads: “You know you’ve made it in life when a 4 million € vehicle comes to pick you up everyday”

Second Image description: A photo of an Amtrak train with the caption “There is no joke you have made it in life/ Trains are wonderful and beautiful machines” in all caps.

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cigarettefaggot:

Your post: more like Neil gay man lol

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🔁 a-queer-spaceman rebloged and said : anybody else get an amonormativity vibe from this post?

🅾️ lovelyhouse replied: You know what? This isn’t funny. Nail gaiman is one of the greatest writers of our generation. Especially with all the harassment he’s been getting from anti ineffable husbands shippers. He doesn’t OWE you a normal name. Blocked and reported. I hope you end up in Guantanamo bay

😎 anonymous said: kill yourself faggot

🌸 kawaiipotato-alternate replied: 9400 Zane Ave N Brooklyn Park, MN 55443 United States everyone send bombs to this freaks house

softwaring:

yuyuhakush0:

softestaura:

phoebe bridgers styled by jared ellner and photographed by davis bates

me and my fiancee getting married

jorbs-palace:

skautism:

whyamionlyabletouse32characters:

call me moses. um. call her. um wait. call me moses the way her bush speaks to me

mostly-funnytwittertweets:

unganseylike:

happy so lets get some orange juice saturday

gibbarts-main:

anyway i started reading the dreamer trilogy again

horse-is-a-horse-of-course:

horse-is-a-horse-of-course:

call me OSHA the way i’m demanding a railing

once again i have been written up by HR

froody:

“mutuals for 7 years” at this point we’re cousins or something

lastvalyrian:

skin-slave:

Exclamation marks, but instead of a huge line of them, we do like Roman numerals of them.

You know. To save space.

Me doing 490 exclamation marks: XD